Sunday, November 6, 2011

Cities of the world compared to relationships & one night stands

The one that you'll get drunk & sleep with ocassionally but would NEVER consider marrying: LAS VEGAS 

The one you've been married to for way too long and so happy to be getting a divorce from: DALLAS 

The one that everyone thinks is so hot, but you just don't see it: NEW YORK 


The one you're crazy in love with, but can't hold down, so you settle for what you can get: IBIZA 

The one you hope to marry but you have to have your fun before settling down: SAN FRANCISCO 

The only one you'd ever consider cheating on your spouse with: BUENOS AIRES 

The really sexy one that's mysterious and you'd like to get your hands on: ISTANBUL 

The one that's so perfect on paper, you wish you loved, but it's just not there: LONDON 

The one really bad hookup that stays in your mind forever because it was so awful: SIOUX FALLS 

The one you've done a couple of times, you know it was fun, but so drunk you really don't remember: MIAMI 

Your childhood love that you know you can always go back to if things go wrong: CHICAGO 

The two twins that you can do back to back in the same day: PHILLY & DC 

The one you really want to go for but stayed away from because it's dangerous for you and you'd be playing with fire: MOSCOW 

The really boring relationship that makes you wonder how it lasted so long:  COLLEGE STATION

The one who lavishes you with diamonds and attention but there's just no substance: DUBAI 

The one that's so beautiful and charming, but you know that you would never last with because you are two completely different people: VENICE 

The one that has serious potential, but you'd never consider a relationship until they fix themselves up a bit more: AUSTIN 

The one that's frustrating because it's so pretty, but such a dull personality: LISBON 

The one that's really cool but carries WAY too much baggage: BERLIN 


The one that has a bad reputation, isn't that cute, but is acutally suprisingly awesome: MEXICO CITY 

The one you thought you would love before you even met, which turned out to be a huge disappointment because all they can offer you are material things: MILAN 

The one you've never tried coz you're afraid of getting hurt: BEIRUT 

The one you can always count on because you know they'll come dressed to impress: TOKYO 

The one that you fell in love with at first sight, but has so many suitors that the feelings will never be reciprocated: ROME 

The one that's really cool, but will never grow out of the shadow of its siblings: PROVIDENCE 


The one that pretends to be shy and reserved, but is really a freak in the bed: STOCKHOLM 

The one that you adore, but comes on so strong you can handle it in small doses: MADRID 

The really gorgeous one that you wish would cheer up and smile more often: SEATTLE 

The one that's so wild and out of control that you'll never be able to tame it if you tried (and you secretly like it that way): NEW ORLEANS 

The trendy artistic one you loved briefly in your hippie phase: PORTLAND 

The one that's so dirty and disgusting that you just want to put a sack over it's face and get it done with: DETROIT 

The one that's not that great, but if you put up with it for a while, you'll meet its super hot friends:
ATHENS 

The rewards that you get from putting up with its best friend Athens: SANTORINI 

The one you thought you loved when you were too young to know what love is: ORLANDO 


The one you would probably fall in love with if you took to time to get to know, but you're simply too busy with your other flings: TORONTO 

The one that was really ugly back in high school, but now is making everyone look twice: BEIJING 

The one you can't wait to get to know, but there's always so much drama surrounding it: TEL AVIV 


The educated one who will talk philosophy with you until sunrise, but also has the ability to stand up and kick your ass in a bar fight: BOSTON


The one who desperately tries to be popular, but once you take away the makeup and designer clothes, you realize she's nothing but your typical small town girl: SCOTTSDALE (PHOENIX)



No comments:

Post a Comment